Randomness...

First, here's something that I read in a magazine that I thought was funny:

U.S. Ship: "Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

Canadian Reply: "Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

U.S. Ship: "This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say, divert your course."

Canadian Reply: "No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!"

U.S. Ship: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA. WE ARE A LARGE WAR SHIP OF THE U.S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!"

Canadian Reply: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
(have I posted this before? It seems familiar, but I can't remember!)

Tonight, while babysitting for Gracie and Oliver, Gracie told me that when she grows up she wants to be two things - a teacher, and a babysitter who works at Pottery Barn Kids!

Four weeks and counting until I fly out to Michigan :)